You should always wear protective gear when attending a Texas Rollergirls function, but you need to be especially cautious when attending a party specifically for the Rollergirls. The new bar, Jackalope, on Sixth Street was the host of this year’s WHAMMY awards banquet, and the ladies were dressed to the nines. This was a night to celebrate last season’s accomplishments and ramp up to the new season starting February 22 at Playland.
Dave the Body kicked off the evening with a tribute to lost penalty mistress, Amberdiva, and then handed off the emcee duties to Miss Whiskey L’amour and Hot Wheels who presented league and team awards complete with video footage. Weeman of Jackass fame was on the arm of Hustler Rose Royce and they alone could have ripped the roof off the place, but that was before the crowbar fight. Apparently, Hell Mary Misty Meaner (Best Ass) and Hustler Dinah-mite (MVP, Best Jammer & Best Take Out) got into it over a Jen Entonic. Luckily, Melicious (Miss Texas Rollergirl, Best Rack) was able to wedge in between the ladies and break it up before the crowbar damaged any of the priceless velvet paintings of busty ladies scattered throughout the bar.
It was indeed a night to remember with enough boob flashing and booty shaking to make a significant contribution to “Rollergirls Gone Wild!” While the night was about Rollergirls and how much booze they can really hold down, time was taken to pin (the pin said “The Texas Rollergirls Love Me”) all the many volunteers, trainers and supporters who help make all this hoopla possible. Become a valued Texas Rollergirls supporter and you too could attend this private, uncensored event. You can see the madness for yourself at txrollergirls.com. –Beth Been, a.k.a. Scarlot Harlot