THE REDHEAD WITH BEDHEAD

Likes: cheese, olives, Dave Chappel, Nashville Pussy, lonestar beer, Willie Nelson, drag queens, Honky, red plaid, ozzy osbourne, computers, gelato, Andy Warhol, Pink Floyd, Jim Henson, AC/DC, Madonna & drunken fist fights, Amplified Heat, Hazard County Girls, kicking dave attel's ass, Amsterdam, New Orleans

Loves: beau & lacy been, texas rollergirls, more rock and a big block of cheese with some mexican food and a margarita.

Dislikes: whiners, shit kickers, cover bands, eggs, breakfast, closed minds, driving

The Scarlot Harlot grew up in dimmitt, tx (pop 5,000) where the cows outnumbered the people. She spent her days in the flatlands shooting hoops in a pink tutu on rollers skates and kicking cowgirls' asses. Although they made her take off the roller skates, Scarlot spent 10 years playing basketball and appeared in many one act plays. One night after a drunken barn dance, the Scarlot Harlot hooked herself cape fear style to the bottom of Willie Nelson's tour bus and ended up in austin, tx. Enrolling herself at the University of Texas, this harlot got some learnin' and had some fun as the Hook 'Em mascot.

A proud member of the KISS army, Scarlot was knee deep in the underground music scene and traveled the country with a band of wild drag queens. It seemed the Scarlot Harlot was destine to get a desk job and live the rest of her life in front of a computer screen, but one night she went to a Nashville Pussy show & wandered into beerland, tx afterwards, where the lovely beermaid Strawberry took her out back and told her tales of cowgirl tipping, smackin' disco queens and hotroding with the Texas Rollergirls. A couple of Hustlers tried to jump them and they beat them senseless. Strawberry called Annie Social, who inducted the Scarlot Harlot into their team that night in a bizarre ritual involving jagermister, cheese and beef jerky. She's been blocking and fighting for the hell marys ever since. You'll recognize her by the bright red bows she wears in her bright red hair....when scarlot grows up, she wants to be the bass player in ozzy osbourne's band.

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